Jokes
Change of plan
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered
Marriage
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.The most effective
Bad Stomach Complaint
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies
Shave and a Hair Cut
A man is away on business, at a convention for
What Men Need Most
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic
Take My Wife, Please
* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's
The Doctor
This guy is suffering from extereme abdominal pain
Real Stories of the Non-Technical
I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.
Hot Temper-ature
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of
The Clever Lawyer
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried
Mmmmmmmilk
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It
Pregnant Turkey
One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible
Computer Helpline
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi,
Marriage Quotes
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were
New Computer Viruses
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The
King Arthur
King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.
Riding the Bus
A lady was standing on a street corner waiting for a bus when she happened to notice a weight machine.
Futuristic Motel
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next
One or Two Hands?
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies
Lawyer Defending a Thief
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted