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Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

5. Does this look infected to you? 4. Would

A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But

A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

This blonde gets pulled over by a cop, who walks

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and--because he was a good

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.