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Two astronauts, a man and a women, were on a mission to go to Mars and make contact with intelligent

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One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

How do you know when a man's going to say something

Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women? A:

You don't have to put cream in your coffee to

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

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This guy is not getting along so well with his

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful (and intelligent) pet dachshund

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one