Jokes
Condom
A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,
Coffee and Captain
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
Intercom
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel
Blonde Passenger
A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the
Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge Device
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in
How to Annoy Your Co-Workers
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
Gags For The Office Drone
Run one lap around the office at top speed
The Polish Passenger
A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial
Crabs
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab. A female crew member took the
The Riddle Test
George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
Take Off
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
Flight 293
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the
The intercom
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the
Last Laugh
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the
Register 5
A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten
Watch where you Lean
A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front
Supermarket Embarrasment
A lady was picking up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she