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Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex He pokes her, she pokes him, they poke each other back

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole

Men can't pack a bag. Men wouldn't be caught dead

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They

The ringmaster of a traveling circus was looking

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species

There was a woman who was interested in getting

A man was sitting next to a very attractive woman

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is

    William and Mildred were married

Why was former President Clinton so interested

Our Rights: The following was written by State

Dear __________________________,    

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

25. Come up with 50 new shades of gray for Martha Stewart Paints. 24. Start marketing new "Martha

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

"Diane, I just don't understand?! I don't have a boyfriend or a husband, I can never get a date and

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested