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So Cultured!

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one

How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...

How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by

Yo Mama is So Stupid

Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with

Capitalism for Dummies

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,

Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

The Invention of the Copper Wire

Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two lawyers

Toothbrush

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West

Teethbrush

Why do they call it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush?

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet

Knights And Birth Control Limerick

In days of old, when knights were bold, And

First Computer in Biblical Times

Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?

Rating Your Christmas Party

If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do

Inventions

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,

No More Labor Pains

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

Arkansas Toothbrush

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented

Mike Tyson's Beer

Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer? It's

Toothpaste Inventor

Did you know that someone from West Virginia invented

Old Folks and Viagra

There was an old couple lying in bed watching TV

Field of...

The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision,

Shopping Carts

Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women

Jesus's Ethnicity

Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into

Labor Pain Machine

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

Harley-Davidson

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the

Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

Beer & Vodka

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers,

History Lesson

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

George Carlin's Philosophy Class

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

Young Guys

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying, "It is impossible for your generation to understand

When it Cries

This is why God invented menopause....... With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65

The Facelift

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective

Labor Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor