Jokes
So Cultured!
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one
How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by
Yo Mama is So Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with
Capitalism for Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale
And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm
The Invention of the Copper Wire
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two lawyers
Toothbrush
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West
Teethbrush
Why do they call it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush?
John Wayne Toilet Paper
Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet
Knights And Birth Control Limerick
In days of old, when knights were bold, And
First Computer in Biblical Times
Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?
Rating Your Christmas Party
If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do
Inventions
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,
No More Labor Pains
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
Arkansas Toothbrush
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented
Mike Tyson's Beer
Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer? It's
Toothpaste Inventor
Did you know that someone from West Virginia invented
Old Folks and Viagra
There was an old couple lying in bed watching TV
Field of...
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision,
Shopping Carts
Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women
Jesus's Ethnicity
Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into
Labor Pain Machine
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
Harley-Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with
Beer & Vodka
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers,
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
George Carlin's Philosophy Class
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three
Young Guys
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying, "It is impossible for your generation to understand
When it Cries
This is why God invented menopause....... With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65
The Facelift
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective
Labor Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor