Jokes
Redneck Engineering Exam
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
Grizzly Bear Warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently
Race Horses
I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring american
Marriage License
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about
Alabama Quarter
Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more
CDC
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
California's Drivers License Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Warning! New STD Alert!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted
Help From Canada
PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President
New Quarters Recalled
Hang on to any of the new State of Arkansas quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more
California Driver Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
New Company Policy
When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis
Canadian Quarter Recall
Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than
Yankee Test
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called
Microsoft vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto
Too Hot For Arizona Convicts???
It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, 116 degrees sets a new record, the Associated Press reports: About