Jokes
Do you have the time
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop
Future Handicapping
George W. was out jogging one morning along the
Running for Office
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when
Bush's Morning Run
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies
The Clintons and the $50 Hooker
Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In
One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While
Throwin' The Ol' Catskin Around
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the
Tennis Balls
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed
Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Big Busted Women -can get a taxi on the worst
Philosophy
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)
More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.
Rodney - No Respect
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough
George W.
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing
Puppies
Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Ma'am?"
Five Dollars
Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a