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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for

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This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

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A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

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A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose

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A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

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