Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
What your ass is for
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
A man went on vacation to Texas...
A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a
College Roast
Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your
Viagra Diet
I started my new diet today. It consists of Viagra
Male Vocabulary -- The Insider Guide
Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary ''Haven't
Lemon Squeeze
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was
She's So Blonde
She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of
Orange
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Hello Stranger
I know I haven't known you for a very long time,
Sexual Confessional
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins
Mexican Restaurant Specialty
A couple go to Mexico City for
Special Delivery
It was mailman George's last day on the job after
Baby, I've Got A Question For You
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't
The Island
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean
Grandma's Birth Control Pills
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
Butt Dust
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original
Retired Husbands
Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite
Relaxed
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think
The Happy Mailman
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds
NCAA Facts
1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32
Lettuce
A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and
Bless Me Father
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,"bless me,father,for i have sinned. "i
Don't Mess With Old People
Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him
Top 25 things on Martha Stewart's to-do list
25. Come up with 50 new shades of gray for Martha Stewart Paints. 24. Start marketing new "Martha
Lemon Drops
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing
She's SOOOO blonde...
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to
George the Mailman
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all