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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when

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The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question, " What is

Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

Little Johnny was a young boy, just potty trained. When he went to the bathroom though, he hit everything

A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed,

A guy was talking with his friend in a bar and told him, "My sex life sucks, just when things start to

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the

Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school

A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like

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A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

Once there was a man who was peacefully driving

One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks

This week, the Bush administration finally released

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Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

A man was having an affair with a married woman.

A man from Atlanta moved to New York. As he wandered

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A man had a habit of buying things immediately

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd

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Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler

A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to

There was a guy driving down the road when he ran

There were three nuns talking and one nun said,

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over

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Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work

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It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

A couple went to church every week, but every

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff.

Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about

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One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an

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A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was

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A leprechaun and his friend walked into a bar one

There were once three boys in a classroom called

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Once there was a farmer with three sons. One day

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,

Once upon a time, there was a man who came home

Yo' mama is so fat she jumped up and when she came

One day an old man and his wife were sitting in

Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

There were three men working at the top of a building.

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    A fireman came from work one

    Marol spent her wedding night

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There was an Englishman an Irishman and

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Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep."

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in

A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at

A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze

Blonde Boater A True Story Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes.

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He

Three guys that all worked bulding high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one opens

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone

Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to