Jokes
Who Died the Worst Death?
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed
Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts
Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Deflation
A boy walks into his parents room to find his mom
Aquamarine
One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying,
Jumping Rope
Two teenagers were walking through a park when
Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler
Boy & His Mom
A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night
Definition of Suspect
What's the definition of suspect? A nun jumping
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping,
Dirty Aliens
A married couple was walking down the street when
One Arm, Two Arm, Red Arm, Blue Arm
Horace was born with only one arm but he managed
The Naked Truth
This guy is having an affair with a married woman
Obnoxious Pool Fun
*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't
Going to the Bathroom in a Monk's Home
There was this man who really had to go to the
Hold Me
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Blonde On a Ledge
A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping
Jets Fans, Beware
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The
Blonde Bungee
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra-long strings
Bungee Jumping In Mexico
Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business
Randy Rooster
A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and
Pregnant Blonde
other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!
Home Game
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people
Life in Hell
Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check
Scared Stiff
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and
Perfectly Good Aircraft
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers
Little Johnny's Substitute
Little Johnny goes to class one day to find that he has a substitute teacher. As the class gets settled
Tunafish
Three guys that all worked bulding high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one opens
Stand Still Soldier
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move
Visit to the Zoo
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day,