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Who Died the Worst Death?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

Needs

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

Deflation

A boy walks into his parents room to find his mom

Aquamarine

One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom

25 Fun Pool Activities

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying,

Jumping Rope

Two teenagers were walking through a park when

Sumo Kamikaze

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler

Boy & His Mom

A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night

Definition of Suspect

What's the definition of suspect? A nun jumping

Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee

Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping,

Dirty Aliens

A married couple was walking down the street when

One Arm, Two Arm, Red Arm, Blue Arm

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

The Naked Truth

This guy is having an affair with a married woman

Obnoxious Pool Fun

*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

Going to the Bathroom in a Monk's Home

There was this man who really had to go to the

Hold Me

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

Blonde On a Ledge

A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping

Jets Fans, Beware

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The

Blonde Bungee

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra-long strings

Bungee Jumping In Mexico

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

Randy Rooster

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and

Pregnant Blonde

other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

Home Game

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

Life in Hell

Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check

Scared Stiff

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

Perfectly Good Aircraft

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

Little Johnny's Substitute

Little Johnny goes to class one day to find that he has a substitute teacher. As the class gets settled

Tunafish

Three guys that all worked bulding high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one opens

Stand Still Soldier

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move

Visit to the Zoo

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day,