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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel,

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

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A blonde and a brunette are in a bar. As they order

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

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A mother goes to visit her daughter. She walks

A man jumps off a building at the same time that

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Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?

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One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

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A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

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Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet.

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Two gay men decide to get themselves chased by

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This guy is having an affair with a married woman

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing

A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some

There are five people on a plane that's crashing.

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman,

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A young man joined the Army and signed up with

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A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

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A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly.

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends

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A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving,

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Three guys that all worked bulding high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one opens

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