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One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail

Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out

A guy was limping, and his friend asked him what

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He

There once was this group of strange beings called

Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road? A:

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by

Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.

Why wouldn't the members of N'Sync join the cast

George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle

Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all

Why did the boy scout get kicked out? He was caught

One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard.

You get kicked out of all-you-can-eat restaurants.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my

What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?

Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

Yo' mama is so fat that when she did a cartwheel

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his

He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his

There was a little boy who got up one morning and

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

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Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by

Davie walks into a bar and sees his friend Norm slumped over the bar. Davie walks over and asks Norm

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" His

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the