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The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is sent to a hospital. While on the operating table, she

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower -

The Secretary of Defense is briefing President

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was

Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving down

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Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high

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Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,

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Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest

One day the king of a fairly large country was

The dummy heard that most people are killed within

This guy hears that there's good bear hunting up

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and

A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all

5. "Sure we could have these people killed to

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from

You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who

(Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway.

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true

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Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

There was a soldier that enlisted in the army to

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

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There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy

There's a man in the prison hospital on death row

There were three guys who where rowing a canoe

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One day four nuns are called to the priests chambers.

Once there lived a mother who had two sons who

There was this woman who wanted bigger boobs. So

One day, three boys were talking about what they

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends.

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf

Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on

Mr. Maxwell, the Founder/President of Maxwell House

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving

A man claimed he could name any animal that was

John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he

Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was almost killed in

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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

A young couple were married and they were having

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

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One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it.

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer:

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32

The "Claven Theory" offers the besy proof that beer actually does make you smarter..... "One afternoon

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and--because he was a good

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

They wanted to allow divorced women to compete in the Miss America pageant. Was that a good idea? Do

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: *29

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead dinosaur with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed,

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the Peace to get married. They had

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were

A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there

Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession going down Main Street. Watching awhile he

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she

There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the