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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would

The American Dairy Association was so successful

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

Fail a class? Drop one too many? Don't worry about

Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

A preacher's wife was contemplating what she

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

If the government is going to put health warning

Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer If a packet hits

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration