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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club."One of the girls wanted to impress the

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

How many Victorian ladies does it take to change

A trucker who has been out on the road for two

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

One day there was a blind man walking down the

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

A business man is trying to find a potental wife.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws

There was an old professor who started every class

Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges,

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay

A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?

Two old ladies were standing on a street corner

A man walks into a whorehouse and hands the madam

Two southern ladies are sitting at the country

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little

A plane was once flying over an island when the

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park

How do you make 100 old ladies yell, "FUCK!" at

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at

The strident prosecutor begins: ''Ladies and

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

Two hookers were riding around town with a sign

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

Belts. Women use belts an an accessory, guys use

A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends

A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting

There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench

   As you grow older, what lost

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies

About ten recruits are making their first parachute

Once upon a time, there was a little old man who

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a

Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,

A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he graduated college. So much so that he could

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car

An old man was in his golden years, but that didn't stop him from trying to pick up the younger ladies. He

In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car

The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college.

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble.

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Three old Italian spinsters die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his

Suddenly there was a mad uncontrolable burst of laughter and the team captain asked John if that was

two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years and in the back forty it had a nice pond,

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

Three ladies sitting in a doctors office. One says "I'm gonna have a boy cause my husband was on

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go

A crusty old marine corps colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young

There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells

A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed, "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't