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Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when

Two nuns from France were coming to New York.

A guy was driving his truck along the interstate,

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried

One day Jesus wanted to test his disciples. So

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true

One upon a time there was a town with a new church

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman

A man is participating in a golf tournament. He

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

A married couple was walking down the street when

Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian,

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor

Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

Did you know that when the pilgrims landed, if

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how

A man notice a little girl frolicking in the park

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher

A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther,

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

CHILD : Dad, where did I come from? DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!......

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas

Top brass from the Army, Navy and Marine Corps were arguing about who had the bravest troops. They

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying