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Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's

Two astronauts, a man and a women, were on a mission to go to Mars and make contact with intelligent

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where

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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

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A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

The European Union commissioners have announced

What is the first programming language you learn

Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his

Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Women claim that computers should be referred to

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday

A young deaf-mute couple got married. At first

A preacher's wife was contemplating what she

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful

A man from another country came to the U.S. and

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,

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The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when

A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

To all Employees: It has been brought to Management's attention that some individuals throughout

This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes

A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen, was listening to her son play with his

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes