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Penis size

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have

It Happen At Church

A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co-workers saw him they asked him what

Idiot Luck

Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

A bear was chasing a little rabbit...

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

Improvements in Hell

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not

The Christmas Elf Massacre

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

Jenna's Predicament

JENNA'S PREDICAMENT Do we really wonder why Jenna

Mary Lou has the Last Laugh

Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden

Texas Transplant

Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing

Shaky Hands

Three old men were talking about how much their

Hillbilly

Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch. One says,

Airplane Small Talk

Two guys are sitting next to each other on an airplane. "The

Clown joke: read at own risk

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

Watermelon

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking

Brooms & Carrotsticks

Bob was joining the army and they were handing

The Broccoli

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some

Incontinent Leprechaun

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

Biggest Pee Pee

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian

Ham and Sex

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying

Blonde in Pain

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried

The Devil's Lawsuit

There was a contruction worker who was working

Dirty Aliens

A married couple was walking down the street when

The Three Stars

One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted

Cartwheeling for Cash

One day a little girl came running into her house

The Golden Toilet

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

A Fruity Dilemma

There were three men who got stranded on an island.

Man Pisses in a Shot Glass

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends.

Peeing Leprechaun

A leprechaun and his friend walked into a bar one

Freudian Slips

A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The

Horsing Around in the Bar

A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,

Meeting the Irish Ma

A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl

Straight Leper Flush

Did you hear about the leper poker game? One

Christmas in West Virginia

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

Radical Procedure

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

Who Runs the Human Body?

In the human body, which organ is in charge? All

The Career Ambitions of Babies

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and

Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

Paying the Price of Marriage

    William and Mildred were married

3 Dirty Birds

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

Purina Diet

A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

Take Care of the Big Rocks First

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

Einstein's Speech

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly

Redneck Engineering

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked

The Barber

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

The Bucking Bronco

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

Ex-Girlfriend

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting

The Pee Pee Game

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying

Lights Out

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping

Headache

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

NASA

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in

Pregnant on the Bus

A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

Bridge To Hawaii

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed

Jesus is Watching You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

The Fisherman

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with

Blonde's Bet

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening

Password

Back in the early 80's Chevy Chase was one of the stars on Password. Toward the end of the game this

Jesus is Calling You

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and