Jokes
Penis size
A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have
It Happen At Church
A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co-workers saw him they asked him what
Idiot Luck
Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running
A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat
Improvements in Hell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not
The Christmas Elf Massacre
Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why
Jenna's Predicament
JENNA'S PREDICAMENT Do we really wonder why Jenna
Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden
Texas Transplant
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing
Shaky Hands
Three old men were talking about how much their
Hillbilly
Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch. One says,
Airplane Small Talk
Two guys are sitting next to each other on an airplane. "The
Clown joke: read at own risk
There once was a little kid named Billy who loved
Watermelon
Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were
Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation
Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking
Brooms & Carrotsticks
Bob was joining the army and they were handing
The Broccoli
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some
Incontinent Leprechaun
One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat
Biggest Pee Pee
There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian
Ham and Sex
The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying
Blonde in Pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried
The Devil's Lawsuit
There was a contruction worker who was working
Dirty Aliens
A married couple was walking down the street when
The Three Stars
One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,
Big Boss Man
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
Cartwheeling for Cash
One day a little girl came running into her house
The Golden Toilet
A group of guys are on their way to a party, but
A Fruity Dilemma
There were three men who got stranded on an island.
Man Pisses in a Shot Glass
A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends.
Peeing Leprechaun
A leprechaun and his friend walked into a bar one
Freudian Slips
A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The
Horsing Around in the Bar
A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,
Meeting the Irish Ma
A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl
Straight Leper Flush
Did you hear about the leper poker game? One
Christmas in West Virginia
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through
Radical Procedure
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but
Who Runs the Human Body?
In the human body, which organ is in charge? All
The Career Ambitions of Babies
There were three babies in a woman's womb, and
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada
Paying the Price of Marriage
William and Mildred were married
3 Dirty Birds
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old
Purina Diet
A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
Take Care of the Big Rocks First
Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
Einstein's Speech
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly
Redneck Engineering
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked
The Barber
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,
The Bucking Bronco
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him
Ex-Girlfriend
I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting
The Pee Pee Game
There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying
Lights Out
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping
Headache
The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require
NASA
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in
Pregnant on the Bus
A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
Bridge To Hawaii
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed
Jesus is Watching You!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when
The Fisherman
The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with
Blonde's Bet
A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening
Password
Back in the early 80's Chevy Chase was one of the stars on Password. Toward the end of the game this
Jesus is Calling You
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and