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Radio Interview

This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

Male Organ

Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can

Cannibals

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

Man vs Woman

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

Button Smashers

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

One-Armed Jock

An English professor told her students that there

Freshman Guide to Bra Removal

OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking

Clown joke: read at own risk

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.

How Operating Systems are like Knights

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

Lemon Squeeze

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was

Unwanted Fruit

Three men were on a road trip. their car broke

A Few Philisophical Statements...

Always take the time to smell the roses... and

I Nearly Pissed Myself

Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night

The Vacuum Business Sucks

One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door

PC Three Little Pigs

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

You're Probably Aged 23 to 28

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner...

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.

Live On The Radio

An FM station has a competition where they ring

A setback in Iraqi-American relations

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad

Teaching a Buncha Hooligans

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

Bad Day

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

Kittens

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

PMS?

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

Hair Dryer

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

Priest In Airport Customs

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

Halloween at a Hospital

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

Take Care of the Big Rocks First

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

Top 5 Smart Ass Answers

Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

Fun Staff Meeting

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of

Blind Pilots

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

Exhaustion

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would

In the Team's Locker Room

Suddenly there was a mad uncontrolable burst of laughter and the team captain asked John if that was

Lemon Drops

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

The Test

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

Password

Back in the early 80's Chevy Chase was one of the stars on Password. Toward the end of the game this

Carjacking

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

School Punishments

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment

Fruit Picking

There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the