Jokes
Radio Interview
This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone
Male Organ
Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can
Cannibals
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners
Man vs Woman
RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and
Button Smashers
Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet
One-Armed Jock
An English professor told her students that there
Freshman Guide to Bra Removal
OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking
Clown joke: read at own risk
There once was a little kid named Billy who loved
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
How Operating Systems are like Knights
In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled
Lemon Squeeze
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was
Unwanted Fruit
Three men were on a road trip. their car broke
A Few Philisophical Statements...
Always take the time to smell the roses... and
I Nearly Pissed Myself
Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night
The Vacuum Business Sucks
One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door
PC Three Little Pigs
Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together
You're Probably Aged 23 to 28
You learned to swim about the same time Jaws
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner...
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.
Live On The Radio
An FM station has a competition where they ring
A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad
Teaching a Buncha Hooligans
A young female teacher was giving an assignment
Bad Day
Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for
Kittens
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the
PMS?
TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal
Hair Dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may
Priest In Airport Customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may
Halloween at a Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his
Take Care of the Big Rocks First
Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
Top 5 Smart Ass Answers
Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As
Fun Staff Meeting
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of
Blind Pilots
Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other
Exhaustion
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would
In the Team's Locker Room
Suddenly there was a mad uncontrolable burst of laughter and the team captain asked John if that was
Lemon Drops
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing
The Test
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners
Password
Back in the early 80's Chevy Chase was one of the stars on Password. Toward the end of the game this
Carjacking
An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.
School Punishments
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment
Fruit Picking
There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the