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Thin Books

Worldââ,¬â"¢s thinnest books 20. BEAUTY

A Fashion Sense

Two lawyers are leaving the office. ââ,¬Å"I

A Greater Insult

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, ââ,¬Å"All

A very successful lawyer parked his...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...

There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus

How many lawyers does it take to change a...

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

De-evolution

At the rate law schools are turning them out, by

Shark Attack

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional

500 lawyers in the ocean

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the

Famous People Say the Darndest Things

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

F. Lee Bailey Love

What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and

Skydiving

Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A:

The Invention of the Copper Wire

Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two lawyers

50/50

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room

Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a

Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes

95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!

Lawyers Off Bridge...

What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge

Third Opinion

Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients

Burried 10 Feet Under

Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?

The Brass Rat

A man walked into a curio store and was shopping

The Lawyer Has an Accident

A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped

Lawyers in Lust

Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a

Substituting Rats for Lawyers

Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health)

Rating Your Christmas Party

If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do

The Hit and Run Case

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

Shady Conceptions

Did you know that you can get a woman pregnant

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their

Lawyer Brains

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains

Practice

What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.

Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3

How many lawyers does it take to change a light

Lawyers and Lightbulbs

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light

Lawyers on the Beach

How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

Plaster Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

The Devil, the Lawyers and the Staircase

Three lawyers died and went to hell. Satan told

The State of Lawyers

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps

Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A:

Sharks and Lawyers

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional

The Worst Hostage Drama In The World

Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers. They

Lawyers vs Prostitutes

How are lawyers like whores? They both get

Buried Lawyers

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried

Lawyer-Client Relations

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers

Lawyers Love Sushi!

Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively

Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their

747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747

Lawyers' Word Processor

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word

Lawyers'' Lucky Break

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?" A: When

Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A:

Legal Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?A: Their personalities.

Sexgate Poem

'Twas the night before crisis, And behind White

Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat

Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments

List of Short Books

1)  A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) 

Crossbred Dogs

Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers

Bill of Rights

Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The judge asked both lawyers

Lab Rats

At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know

Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot

Lawyer Hunting

Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01

Atheist Holiday

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

The Medal Of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

An Old Farmer's Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

Life's Insights

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

Mamma's Bible

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

The World's Thinnest Books

World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW

Lawyer VS. Insurance

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

Honest

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept

Removing the Ten Commandments

Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good logical reason for removing

What Shakespeare Really Meant

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

Lab Rat

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in

Lawyer's Brain

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of

Don't Trust Golfing Lawyers

A mafia Don was golfing with two golf associates: a deaf man and his interpreter lawyer. Since the

Four Surgeons

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,

Truckers & Priests

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the