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A Fashion Sense
Two lawyers are leaving the office. ââ,¬Å"I
A Greater Insult
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, ââ,¬Å"All
A very successful lawyer parked his...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus
How many lawyers does it take to change a...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such
De-evolution
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by
Shark Attack
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional
500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the
Famous People Say the Darndest Things
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back
F. Lee Bailey Love
What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and
Skydiving
Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A:
The Invention of the Copper Wire
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two lawyers
50/50
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a
Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes
95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!
Lawyers Off Bridge...
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge
Third Opinion
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients
Burried 10 Feet Under
Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping
The Lawyer Has an Accident
A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped
Lawyers in Lust
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a
Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health)
Rating Your Christmas Party
If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do
The Hit and Run Case
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus
Shady Conceptions
Did you know that you can get a woman pregnant
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their
Lawyer Brains
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains
Practice
What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
Lawyers and Lightbulbs
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light
Lawyers on the Beach
How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the
Five Surgeons
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and
Plaster Lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
The Devil, the Lawyers and the Staircase
Three lawyers died and went to hell. Satan told
The State of Lawyers
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A:
Sharks and Lawyers
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers. They
Lawyers vs Prostitutes
How are lawyers like whores? They both get
Buried Lawyers
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried
Lawyer-Client Relations
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers
Lawyers Love Sushi!
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively
Lawyers' Birth Control
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their
747 Full of Lawyers
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747
Lawyers' Word Processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word
Lawyers'' Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?" A: When
Lawyers 'n' Shingles
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A:
Legal Birth Control
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?A: Their personalities.
Sexgate Poem
'Twas the night before crisis, And behind White
Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments
List of Short Books
1) A Guide to Arab Democracies 2)
Crossbred Dogs
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers
Bill of Rights
Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The judge asked both lawyers
Lab Rats
At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know
Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot
Lawyer Hunting
Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01
Atheist Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided
The Medal Of Freedom
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President
New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely
An Old Farmer's Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and
Life's Insights
1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.
Mamma's Bible
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some
The World's Thinnest Books
World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW
Lawyer VS. Insurance
This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer
Honest
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept
Removing the Ten Commandments
Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good logical reason for removing
What Shakespeare Really Meant
By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy
Lab Rat
At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in
Lawyer's Brain
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of
Don't Trust Golfing Lawyers
A mafia Don was golfing with two golf associates: a deaf man and his interpreter lawyer. Since the
Four Surgeons
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,
Truckers & Priests
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the