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Natchitoches

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing

Trading Place

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see

A Good English Joke

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action

50th Wedding Anniversary

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Cursing Fish

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the

Stained

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have

Nervous Taxi Driver

Nervous Taxi Driver A passenger in a taxi leaned

Don't Do Unto Others

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

Canadian Gum

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

Preacher Playing Hooky

A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked

101 Things NOT to Say During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

Lipstick at School

According to a news report, a certain private school

Taking the Bullet

Two guys are drinking together, when one of them

Bush Has Feelings Too

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate

Movie Magic

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night.

Wife's Confessions

A wealthy business man and his wife are looking

Honk If You Love Jesus

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

Red Ball Express

All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to

Three's a Crowd

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

Hole in the Wall

A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized

Blondes Love Puzzles

There was this bartender & he was working at the

Who Was That Masked Man?

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween

The Proxy Father

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

Don't Say This During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

The Cowboy's Last Request

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

Two Drivers and a Bridge

Two drivers came to a bridge over which only one

Bob and the Asshole

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

Up or Down

An elderly couple decided to take a cruise to spice

God Is Missing

Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school

Tax Payer Dollars at Work

Two guys were working for the city. One would

Blonde in Natchitoches

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana.

Post-Drinking Dry Cleaning

"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk

Nine Lives

Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out

Construction Workers

Two construction workers were working on the 30th

Beer Goggles

Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after

A Brief Visit to the Doctor

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office

Louisiana Tourist Attraction

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As

Moon Talking

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

Never Seen A Priest

An old man from a far off land was once on the

Bribe and Groom

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public

Dog Train

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique

Being 6 Again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On

Married One Night

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves

Tourists

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,

Grandma's Letter

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

Butt Dust

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

Broken Scrotum

A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone

May Joe R.I.P.

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed

Slide Down the Banister

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

So How Did You Break Your Arm?

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

Father Norton

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early

Being Six Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

Why Girls Should'nt Get a Tattoo

Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked a young chick with

Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

Atheist Holiday

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

I am a Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

Sunday School

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting

Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite

Moses at the Airport

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

Holy Trick

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful

The Eulogy

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,

Considerations

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

No Ears

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When

Redneck Tips

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

Mirrors

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique

How Did You Break Your Arm?

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

Cinderella

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

Honest

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept

Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The

Cajun Logic

A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After

Curtain Rod

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name

Favorite Flower

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor

Surrogate Father

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

The Way It Was

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

French Woman

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

Statue

At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That

Six Foot

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

Three Bears

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl.

The Mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

Made in Japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and

Ahh to be six again!

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

Cause and Effect

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not

One Less Lawyer

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become

The Centipede

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The