Jokes
Natchitoches
Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing
Trading Place
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see
A Good English Joke
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action
50th Wedding Anniversary
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little
Cursing Fish
One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the
Stained
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have
Nervous Taxi Driver
Nervous Taxi Driver A passenger in a taxi leaned
Don't Do Unto Others
An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee
Canadian Gum
A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants
Preacher Playing Hooky
A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked
101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school
Taking the Bullet
Two guys are drinking together, when one of them
Bush Has Feelings Too
George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate
Movie Magic
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night.
Wife's Confessions
A wealthy business man and his wife are looking
Honk If You Love Jesus
The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''
Red Ball Express
All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to
Three's a Crowd
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep
Hole in the Wall
A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender & he was working at the
Who Was That Masked Man?
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween
The Proxy Father
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a
Don't Say This During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
The Cowboy's Last Request
A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.
Two Drivers and a Bridge
Two drivers came to a bridge over which only one
Bob and the Asshole
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden
Up or Down
An elderly couple decided to take a cruise to spice
God Is Missing
Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school
Tax Payer Dollars at Work
Two guys were working for the city. One would
Blonde in Natchitoches
Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana.
Post-Drinking Dry Cleaning
"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk
Nine Lives
Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out
Construction Workers
Two construction workers were working on the 30th
Beer Goggles
Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after
A Brief Visit to the Doctor
A man and his wife went to the doctor's office
Louisiana Tourist Attraction
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As
Moon Talking
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first
Never Seen A Priest
An old man from a far off land was once on the
Bribe and Groom
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached
Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public
Dog Train
During WW II an American soldier had been on the
Lipstick in School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique
Being 6 Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On
Married One Night
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves
Tourists
Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,
Grandma's Letter
Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear
Butt Dust
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original
Broken Scrotum
A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone
May Joe R.I.P.
Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed
Slide Down the Banister
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an
So How Did You Break Your Arm?
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New
Father Norton
Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early
Being Six Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at
Why Girls Should'nt Get a Tattoo
Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked a young chick with
Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks
DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly
Atheist Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided
I am a Father
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
Sunday School
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting
Cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite
Moses at the Airport
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a
Holy Trick
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful
The Eulogy
She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,
Considerations
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers
No Ears
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When
Redneck Tips
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting
Mirrors
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique
How Did You Break Your Arm?
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles
Cinderella
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits
Honest
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept
Father
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The
Cajun Logic
A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After
Curtain Rod
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name
Favorite Flower
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor
Surrogate Father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their
The Way It Was
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US
French Woman
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman
Statue
At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That
Six Foot
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean
Three Bears
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl.
The Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known
Made in Japan
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and
Ahh to be six again!
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
Cause and Effect
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not
One Less Lawyer
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become
The Centipede
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The