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The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble

Relieving Stress in Class

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2.

Pre-Med Upstart

As a pre-med student at Washington University in

Special High Intensity Teaching

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

Amsterdam Semester Abroad

Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover

Work Policies

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

Efficiency Expert

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with

Signs You've had Too Much of The '90s

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family

Montana Ghost Story

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

IQ Test

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

Are You Ready for Children?

Are you considering having children? To determine

MIT's Course Evaluations for Fall, 1991

The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

College Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

The Evils of Marijuana

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite

The Farmer's Kids

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

Physics Class

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a

Medical Observation

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-coloured

Smart A$$ Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

Military Computer

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer

Efficiency

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques

Respect for Living Things

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran

It's All Free

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been

Autopsy

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, An autopsy professor was giving an introductory