Jokes
Gary Condit's Conductivity
Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face.
Passing Football
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the
NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale
And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm
Golf In Heaven
God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf
Jesus and Moses Play Golf
Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on
Blonde Lightning Storm
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
Love at First Sight
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there
Lightning Blonde
Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She
Limerick... Man from Cass
There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls
Feeling Like A Woman
In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through
Elvis vs. Jesus
JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill
Eternal Judgment
Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument
Priest Playing Golf
A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't
Correct Choice
An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for
Classy Insults
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest
New Bar in Town
In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.
Slide Down the Banister
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an
Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment
Considerations
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers
Transatlantic Flight
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things
Headline Howlers
Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids
3 Cold Ones
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner
Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls
The Corpses' Blue Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds