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Gary Condit's Conductivity

Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face.

Passing Football

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the

NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

Golf In Heaven

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

Jesus and Moses Play Golf

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on

Blonde Lightning Storm

Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?

Love at First Sight

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there

Lightning Blonde

Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She

Limerick... Man from Cass

There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls

Feeling Like A Woman

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

Elvis vs. Jesus

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

Eternal Judgment

Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck

Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

Priest Playing Golf

A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't

Correct Choice

An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for

Classy Insults

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

New Bar in Town

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.

Slide Down the Banister

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment

Considerations

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

Transatlantic Flight

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things

Headline Howlers

Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids

3 Cold Ones

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner

Three Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls

The Corpses' Blue Suit

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds