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A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender,

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

According to a news report, a certain private school

If you think no Christmas dinner is complete

Women got off the Titanic first. Women can scare

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

Two guys are at the doctor's office, each has got

Before you leave your house... 1. Put on a little

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick,

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

Q: What is the difference between a woman with

One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the

(which in our society means over 25) An older

Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering

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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because

Q: Why does the blonde Avon Lady walk funny?

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

Tell yo' mama to stop changing the color of her

A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor,

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down

People are always on the lookout for a new diet.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique

A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down on a bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use