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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts

Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They

A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all

As a pre-med student at Washington University in

What's the difference between your mother and a

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street

Q: What's brown and lives in a bell tower? A:

One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many

What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

A city girl was driving back to town after attending

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven

A married couple was walking down the street when

A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

These two boys were talking about their sex lives

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

What is the difference between a parachute and

What has more lives than a cat? A frog -- it

If it weren't for the olives in martinis, yo' mama

A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion,

Two old biddies were talking about their lives

A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He

I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers.Ã, 

Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are

Our Rights: The following was written by State

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that

Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's

To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South. To somebody in the South, it is anybody in

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas,

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S.legally through Immigration. The Officer said "Pedro, you have

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

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So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! I

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Three old Italian spinsters die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work while

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had

Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

Jose is 17 years old and lives in Mexico. All his life he has wanted to see an American baseball game.

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a

Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.

Thibodeaux was driving his car past Beaudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "Boat for Sale".

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations.

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for