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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions

TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all

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I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven's

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

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There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking

Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview.

A man named George was new in the city and needed

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something

The following are a sampling of REAL answers

One morning, a man approached the first tee, only

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

    A few months ago, there was

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,

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This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

To all Employees: It has been brought to Management's attention that some individuals throughout

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company

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Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl.

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

Top brass from the Army, Navy and Marine Corps were arguing about who had the bravest troops. They

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

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