Jokes
The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
Bye Bye Birdie
A little boy is walking along on a nude beach.
The Creation of Man
God created the mule, and told him, "You
Full of Wool
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them
The 5 Questions Most Feared By Men
1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think
Southern California Math Test
REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL. NAME______________________________ GANG
The Donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer
Dad, Where Did I Come From?
CHILD : Dad, where did I come from? DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!......
Pigs
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices