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Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they

Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom

A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to

There is a accordion player driving home from a

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

You're so stupid that if you got locked in a grocery

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

Why did the belt get locked up? Because he

Yo' Mama's so dumb, she locked herself inside

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

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A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's

by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.