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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

Why did the chicken cross the road? ââ,¬Â¢

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic

A few days before his proctological exam, a one

Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared

Women got off the Titanic first. Women can scare

Fail a class? Drop one too many? Don't worry about

A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

Women claim that computers should be referred to

There are approximately two billion children (persons

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,

"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried

    A herd of buffalo can only move

    'Twas the night before Christmas

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry. "I'm

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream

I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second date. Senior Campbell's

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

Having a rough day? Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good logical reason for removing

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted