Jokes
Wrong Hole
A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in
Before n After Sex
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife,
I want my baby back ribs
God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling ...
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when
Christmas Songs for Shrinks
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple
God Made Eve First
In this world God made Eve first and one day he
River Deep
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream.
Ways to Say "He's Dumb"
1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The
Seducing the Grocer
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the
The Three Ugly Ducklings
One day in a small redneck town in the middle of
Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says
Lonely Fishermen
What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.
Getting Your Goat
According to the latest issue of Nature Biotechnology,
Camelback
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion
Bumper Stickers II
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Genesis
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping.
The Eve of Creation
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to
Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''
A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã,Â
Garden of Eden
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling
The Island
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean
Business Trip
I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those
Justin & Christian
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one
Call Girl
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those
The Creation of the Opposite Sex
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the
Adam's Rib
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong
Some Bumper Stickers Part 2
*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. *I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. *WANTED:
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenge
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented
Actual Bumper Stickers
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out
My Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has
Short Cut
A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work while
30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid
*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A
God and Adam
God and Adam are talking in the Garden of Eden one day and God asks "How are you doing?" Adam replies
Love Line
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
The Practical Engineer
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived
Trees Everywhere
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am,
Story of Women
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with
On a Lonely Island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food
Psychic Advice
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal