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Wrong Hole

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

Before n After Sex

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife,

I want my baby back ribs

God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins

Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling ...

Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when

Christmas Songs for Shrinks

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple

God Made Eve First

In this world God made Eve first and one day he

River Deep

One day two kids were wandering around near a stream.

Ways to Say "He's Dumb"

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The

Seducing the Grocer

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery

Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the

The Three Ugly Ducklings

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of

Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E

One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says

Lonely Fishermen

What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.

Getting Your Goat

According to the latest issue of Nature Biotechnology,

Camelback

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

Bumper Stickers II

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Genesis

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping.

The Eve of Creation

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to

Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''

A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã, 

Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling

The Island

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Business Trip

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

Justin & Christian

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one

Call Girl

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

The Creation of the Opposite Sex

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the

Adam's Rib

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong

Some Bumper Stickers Part 2

*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. *I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. *WANTED:

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenge

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented

Actual Bumper Stickers

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

My Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

Short Cut

A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work while

30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A

God and Adam

God and Adam are talking in the Garden of Eden one day and God asks "How are you doing?" Adam replies

Love Line

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's

The Practical Engineer

There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived

Trees Everywhere

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am,

Story of Women

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with

On a Lonely Island

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food

Psychic Advice

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal