Jokes
Trading Place
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see
Four Friends
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go
Each Had A Problem
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem
Tarzan
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his
Three Kicks
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have
Slogans by Bob
Road rage: Who gives a BEEP! Why not raise a
No Laughing Matter
A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into
If Resumes Told the Truth
OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor
Drunk and Falling Down
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call,
Tarzan Meets Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was
The Call of Nature
One fine day in the middle of class at school,
Lepechaun at Augusta
One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball
Biting the Bullet
One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking
One Arm, Two Arm, Red Arm, Blue Arm
Horace was born with only one arm but he managed
Southerner Moves North
Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The
THE DRUNK
There was a man who would come home blind drunk
The Blue Eye
One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted
Asian Lady
There was an Asian lady who married an English
Logical Nun
A nun was telling some other nuns about how she
The Farmer and his Wife
One day a farmer was sitting around with one of
Irishman Drunk and Falling Down
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
A Minnesota Story
All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather
The Duck and the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell
Janitor or Millionaire
Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The
Stuttering Salesman
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,
Chain Saw
Bubba decided it was time to purchase a new saw to help clear his heavily timbered property. A salesman
New Darwin Awards 2005
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards
21st Birthday
All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems
Selling Bibles
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the
Bad Habits
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem
Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and
Where's the Butter?
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it
Cajun Logic
A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After
Sausages
There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady
Road Accident
A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry
6 Foot Cockroach
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot
The Bears
Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown
Riding the Bus
A lady was standing on a street corner waiting for a bus when she happened to notice a weight machine.
Shooting a Goat
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling
Tarzan and Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about
Getting Permission to Play Golf
Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first man said, "you have no idea what
Louisiana Law
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into
Drunk Irishman
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.
Blonde Breathalyzer Test
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"