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Trading Place

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see

Four Friends

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

Each Had A Problem

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

Tarzan

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his

Three Kicks

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have

Slogans by Bob

Road rage: Who gives a BEEP! Why not raise a

No Laughing Matter

A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into

If Resumes Told the Truth

OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor

Drunk and Falling Down

A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call,

Tarzan Meets Jane

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was

The Call of Nature

One fine day in the middle of class at school,

Lepechaun at Augusta

One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball

Biting the Bullet

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

One Arm, Two Arm, Red Arm, Blue Arm

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

Southerner Moves North

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

THE DRUNK

There was a man who would come home blind drunk

The Blue Eye

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted

Asian Lady

There was an Asian lady who married an English

Logical Nun

A nun was telling some other nuns about how she

The Farmer and his Wife

One day a farmer was sitting around with one of

Irishman Drunk and Falling Down

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

A Minnesota Story

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather

The Duck and the Lawyer

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

Janitor or Millionaire

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

Stuttering Salesman

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

Chain Saw

Bubba decided it was time to purchase a new saw to help clear his heavily timbered property. A salesman

New Darwin Awards 2005

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

21st Birthday

All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems

Selling Bibles

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

Bad Habits

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

Savings

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and

Where's the Butter?

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it

Cajun Logic

A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After

Sausages

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady

Road Accident

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry

6 Foot Cockroach

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot

The Bears

Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown

Riding the Bus

A lady was standing on a street corner waiting for a bus when she happened to notice a weight machine.

Shooting a Goat

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling

Tarzan and Jane

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about

Getting Permission to Play Golf

Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first man said, "you have no idea what

Louisiana Law

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

Drunk Irishman

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.

Blonde Breathalyzer Test

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"