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In a company there's this tai-chi king. His tai-chi has reached the level where even the boss could do

A man walks into a bank,yells at the old lady at the teller window, he needs to open a "fuckin bank account".

Ah huay went for a job interview, and when the manager saw him wearing a colorful shirt, golden hair,

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed

Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

A man walked in to his local butcher to find his

A blonde walks into an ice cream shop and asks

A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So

There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video.

A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into

A manager at a General Store is teaching a young,

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and

Q: Will I be reincarnated? A: Not unless there

The manager of a megastore came to check on his

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had

A woman went into a department store and told the

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend

From: General Manager To: Departmental

Once there was a blonde who really needed some

One day a man goes into a hotel and asks for a

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula

1.Come out of the stall with wet hands. 2.Pour

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent,

A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some

Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but

Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing.

A football player walked into a motel on a rainy

A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon in Hawaii.

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.

In prison you spend the majority of your time in

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband

A women desperately looking for work goes into

The following letters were taken from an actual

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"  We remain

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future

From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection

This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

Shortly thereafter Jesse Jackson went to a Sears and started raising all kinds of hell in the appliance

1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3.

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity. You are

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Cindy

A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule (jackass to the

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons or electrons,

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: - Hello! - At what time does the

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting