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Original List aged 20: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5.

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice:

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested, "I am looking for a spouse.

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed anew head Samurai so he sent

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St.

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor

Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.

"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer

Why are women's wedding dress' colored white?

Before you leave your house... 1. Put on a little

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A:

There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now,

Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

The preacher was very distraught after the death

1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches

(which in our society means over 25) An older

How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby,

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend

(Sung to the tune of ''Deck The Halls'') Deck

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

Q: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out

In Scotland, the most important time for a young

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime,

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas

People are always on the lookout for a new diet.

Ã, Ã, Ã,  Reaching the end of a job interview,

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and

A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya,

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home

---My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. ---

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try

Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Cohen,

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have

Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I'm ashamed

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans