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Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

Angelina Jolie: I am so in love with my brother

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

1. "You get this round and the next round is on

The American Dairy Association was so successful

What a woman says, what she really means... I

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage

This guy was having a problem with mice in his

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking

All good Southerners already know these, but in

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

We all know those cute symbols made with keyboard

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet

You might be a redneck if you think “wind

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type

(which in our society means over 25) An older

An American businessman is on a business trip

How many lawyers does it take to change a light

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because

There are approximately two billion children (persons

There was a man once that was always talking about

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

You might be a redneck if you think loading the

    Some people are sitting in a

We all know those cute little computer symbols

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."    

"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

1) You define summer as three months of bad

    Psychologists have discovered

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine

Our Rights: The following was written by State

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them

Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another recent study

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This

here is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer

These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. You don't care

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi,

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,

A business man got on an elevator.when he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one,

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed

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Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad,

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs

These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons or electrons,

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes

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