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Two blondes were discussing their automobile mechanics. Said one blonde, "I was so worried that the

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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.

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A gynecologist who had lost interest in his medical practice decided to change careers and enrolled

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his