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St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes,

There were four country churches in a small Texas

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

This week, the Bush administration finally released

The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil

Three couples went to see a minister to find out

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Question - What is the difference between a liberal

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Three couples went in to see the minister about

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it

This guy hears that there's good bear hunting up

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

There is a accordion player driving home from a

Why wouldn't the members of N'Sync join the cast

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle

A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon

Three couples want to join a church, but the pastor

King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.

The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in

Titles Considered for Monica's Autobiography 1.

A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

Two brothers are getting ready for school. One

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

    A herd of buffalo can only move

Two church members were going door to door, and

Three couples went in to see the minister to see

September 15     

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day

An 87 year old man is celebrating his birthday with all the members of his family at the Old Folks

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

The "Claven Theory" offers the besy proof that beer actually does make you smarter..... "One afternoon

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: *29

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in

Three members of a golf club were arguing loudly while the fourth member of their group lay dead in

Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, "Ya know, since summer

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,

Three prospective church goers attend a meeting with the clergy of a local church and ask to become

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.