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One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth

Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient? A:

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get

Did you hear about the gay midget? He just

What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?

Knock, knock? "Who's there?" A midget who couldn't

What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on?

There's this midget with a speech impediment who

What is grosser than gross? When a midget

Q: What did the midget say to the tall woman? A:

The ringmaster of a traveling circus was looking

One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom

This lady walks into her boss's office one day

I use to date a midget. I was nuts over her!

1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches

Do you take offense when someone blows in your

How do you know when to beat up a midget?

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on

Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers

A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every

What do you call a nice female midget who gives

Did you hear about the midget that went to a

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped

I broke up with a girl 6 months ago, she was a

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

Do you know why midgets don't wear tampons?

Q: What is grosser than gross? A: A midget

Did you hear about the midget that went into the

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

    A woman was at work when a man

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There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately