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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited
What is grosser than gross?
A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor
A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an
Elementary, My Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping
Whack Off
There was this guy named John that went to heaven.
The Model Lodger
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years
The Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday
Have Yourself a PC Little Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas
Thoughts for the Day
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I work hard because millions on welfare
Outsource the President?
Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office
Tonto & Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men
Southern Law
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
# 10 Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
Mourn the death of another TV star
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran
Life's Insights
1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.
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My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
Bronze Statue
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the
Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many
Mourn the death of another TV star
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran
Three Doctors in Heaven
Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.
The Fisherman
The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with
Sherlock Holmes and the Tent
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they
Singing Bullfrog
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me
Bill & Moe
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer
Millions of Stars
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:
Bronze Sculpture of a Rat
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects