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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay

A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...

A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like

People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited

What is grosser than gross?

A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor

A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an

Elementary, My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping

Whack Off

There was this guy named John that went to heaven.

The Model Lodger

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

The Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and

Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday

Have Yourself a PC Little Christmas

    'Twas the night before Christmas

Thoughts for the Day

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I work hard because millions on welfare

Outsource the President?

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

Tonto & Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men

Southern Law

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

# 10 Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

Mourn the death of another TV star

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

Life's Insights

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

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My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

Bronze Statue

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the

Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

Mourn the death of another TV star

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

Three Doctors in Heaven

Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.

The Fisherman

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with

Sherlock Holmes and the Tent

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they

Singing Bullfrog

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

Bill & Moe

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer

Millions of Stars

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:

Bronze Sculpture of a Rat

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects