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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions

Mr Samy Vellu attends a UN meeting on space exploration by 2008. He is representing the Malaysian Prime

Three couples went to see a minister to find out

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used

Three couples went in to see the minister about

So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived

A southern minister was completing a temperance

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly

A minister wound up the services one morning by

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him

A minister has just died and is standing in line

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

    A few months ago, there was

A southern minister was completing a temperance

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

A poor minister was having trouble managing his

Three couples went in to see the minister to see

On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right,"

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while

On a given night, 2 death row inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders

The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

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The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the

It was early one morning when the Pastor heard a noise outside his door. When he opened it, he found

A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister. "Definitely

There were two ministers who met each Sunday morning riding to their particular church. They both enjoyed

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk