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Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

Pay A-tention

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one

Black Sheep

A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white

A Woman's Plan

A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident.

Bubba Claus

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

Miracle Exercise

There was a woman who had very small breasts and

Heading for Trouble

A guy and his son go into a bar. The son is a

Men, Don't Say this at Victioria's Secret

10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig

Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Craig

90-Year-Old Meat Beater

What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still

Running Around Blindly

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection

Desert Island Rescue

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.

Accidental Bonding

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both

Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results

People are always on the lookout for a new diet.

Accident

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was

Cosmetics

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After

A Letter To My Dogs & Cats

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes

Diary Of A Mad Viagra Housewife:

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

Something to Offend Everyone, Part II

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple

How Old Am I?

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing

Miracle Pills

Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when

I'll Come as a Dove

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.

Sign From God

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but