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Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

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Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out

A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town

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A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything; been to several doctors

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time

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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and

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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

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A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as

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There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells

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