Jokes
Take all your clothes off
Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
Para-shoot
There were five people on a crashing air plane.
One Drunken Night
A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor,
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have
12 Inch Stud
A 12 inch pianist walks into a bar, looks at the
Nouveau Riche Blonde
There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went
Chuck The Yuck
What did the man say to the toothpaste model after
The Clinton X250
My new computer's the Bill Clinton Model. It's
I'll Give You...
There was a woman and her husband. They were happily
Men, Don't Say this at Victioria's Secret
10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9.
Arkansas State Residency Application
ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name:
Henry Ford on Marriage
A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful
David Beckham
What's the difference between David Beckham and
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
Yo' mama so fat, she makes the Klumps look like
Prison Carpenter
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.
Computer Gender
Women claim that computers should be referred to
Stripper and Model
What do you get when you cross a stripper with
Windows 666
Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates
PC Three Little Pigs
Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together
Fast Food Job Application
This is an actual job application
The Model Lodger
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years
Mr. or Mrs. Computer
Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,
The Newlyweds' Little Accident
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married
What Happens to IRS Cheats After Death
One day, a man named Tony died.
Barbie Turns 40
Yes, it's hard to believe, but
Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Curators at India's Baroda Museum
One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday
Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________ First name (check
The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry
The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first
Terrible Accident
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor
Twelve Priests
welve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,
Mangled
Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
Chain Saw
Bubba decided it was time to purchase a new saw to help clear his heavily timbered property. A salesman
Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated
Rules of the South
Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
Mourn the death of another TV star
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran
Snake Model
Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations
Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and
The Barber
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,
Mourn the death of another TV star
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran
Educated Athletes?
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,
Microsoft vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto
Getting Permission to Play Golf
Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first man said, "you have no idea what