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A policeman stops a motorist and says, ''Excuse

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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the

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George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition,

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The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer!"

A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front.

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

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A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to