Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
Dear Dad
A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything
A Used Motorcycle
There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping
Need for Speed?
A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running
Don''t Say a Word
Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally
This Baby Goes 100 Laughs Per Hour
What do you get when cross a joke with a motorcycle?
Harley Davidson and Woman
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
The New Motorcycle
This guy buys a new motorcycle. The salesperson
The Rabbit and The Bear
A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he
Blonde - Blow Job
What happened when the blonde tried to give her
Red Ball Express
All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to
Harleys and Hoovers
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
Yo mama's so fat, when she rides her motorcycle
Bugs and Teeth
Q: How do you know how long a guy's been on a motorcycle?
Husbands' Performance
Three women were sitting around talking about their
Yo mama's...Dumb
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she locked herself inside
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
Childhood Of Yore
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to
Truck Driver & The Bikers
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for
Harley-Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the
Motorcycle Patrolman
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated
Tool Glossary
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:
The Pope
After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver
The Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything
Letter to a Nosey Mom
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition,
Employee Statistics
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: *29
Redneck Holy Water
A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up;
Nice Guy
One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled
The Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known
Design Flaws
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,
Don't Speak
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a