Jokes
I Was Coming
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw,
Pharmacist
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
How To Clean A Cat
1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required
Piano Solo
What's brown and on the piano bench? Beethoven's
Holy Water + Castor Oil
What do you get when you mix holy water with castor
Pharmacist Phun
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
Kittens
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
Anaconda Attacks
This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government
How to clean your toilet the fun way!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2.
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Tech Support Conversations
A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about
Pleasure
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,she sank into the comfort
Teacher Arrested
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher
Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first
New Baby
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister