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A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut.

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen

A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde

There was this redneck that walked into a bar and

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,

What goes all the way around a baseball field but

"Honey, let's have sex," says the husband. "Wait

A honeymoon couple are lying in bed when the husband

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a

A construction worker on the third floor of a building

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because

One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven,

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in

A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his

Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on

There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton

An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

There are approximately two billion children (persons

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

Husband and wife are in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that

A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! But,

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things

Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter

A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was just

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and

Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, "What's that

The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles

A man tells a doctor, "I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Well, try

Curly is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He

Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Aussies

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class