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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.As the couple reflected on

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A guy was talking with his friend in a bar and told him, "My sex life sucks, just when things start to

Ali married Aminah. Ali was so innocent that he did not know how to consummate the marriage (actually

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A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only

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A mother goes to visit her daughter. She walks

A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman walk

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

While he was rooting around in the basement, a

One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him. "You

There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a

As usual, things were not going well at the United

There was an older man who'd married a younger

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One fine sunny morning a man decides to go golfing.

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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture

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A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on

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An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie

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A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

You know you're a redneck when you wake up drunk

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends

3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for

A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says

This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows

This guy is having an affair with a married woman

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One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road

A guy comes home early one day from work. And

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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

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Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

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Superman was flying around the city and was super

One day there were two boys playing by a stream

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Abe and Sara are in their 80's. One day Abe comes

Jimmy White walks into a bar and orders a beer,

Fifty naked men were walking in a circle and one

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A man walks in his room after work and is suprised

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the

There is this couple, and the wife is very self

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but

A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon and were

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A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up

A boy lying on a naked girl waiting for an earthquake.

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This lady is throwing a party where each guest

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Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and

There was this couple who had been married for

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A guy gets home early from work and hears strange

A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband.

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says:

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch,

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

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A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough

Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and it's important. So please

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

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An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy

Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends.....

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with

A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out

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A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says,

1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Never take life seriously.

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman - were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife

Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs

A woman is taking a bath (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door. "Can