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The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

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Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the

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A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control

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